Good morning all you lost souls... The time is 4:08! you must die now.
anyways, this page will be badly designed, and will look like crap the whole way through... I have a commitment towards crap.
YES YOU CAN LEARN TO TURN BULLSHIT TO GOLD IN 12 SIMPLE AND EASY STEPS, SO POWERFUL, THEY ARE PROBABLY ILLEGAL!
For I am Jahr Dobbs, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the one, the only, the inmastificalibalutionary
There shall be non other slack before you, for I am the beginning, the end, the start, the whole, the hole, the ether, the pillow, and the man butt raping you.
There shall be on goal in your life... The quest for true slack, only slack, infallible slack, and pure slack...
I am the giver, the taker, the dinner, the finger, and the teenage girl in the bathroom vomiting up dinner.
All of creation can will hsould bow down before the slack that is in me, around me, surrounding me, and literally shitting out of me.
All will know my wisdom, and will shut the fuck up, from here, to forever.
THE END.
You may now disconnect from the internet, unplug your computer, and use it as a lawn ornament.